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| My number one sexual fantasy actually came true this weekend - to go to bed with two lesbians! Now my number one sexual fantasy is to go to bed with two lesbians who actually look like women. |    |
Joke by Spuggy, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , fantasy , lesbian - Current Score: 80 - Added: 7 months ago
| My wife says I'm "cheating" on her in "virtual reality". That's rather a fancy way to say I close my eyes and think about her sister. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Cheating - Tagged cheat , cheating , sister , fantasy , computers - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 day ago
| Cristiano Ronaldo being gored to death by a unicorn. Now that's Fantasy Football. | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Cristiano Ronaldo - Tagged fantasy football , fantasy , unicorn , greasy portugese cunt - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months ago
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