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| What's the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonder's speedboat. |    |
Joke by greenycrimson, in Illness and mortality > Blind deaf and dumb - Tagged blind , boat , speed , speedboat , land , sea , water , fast , fastest , stevie , wonder , stevie wonder - Current Score: 144 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| 10 million sperm cells. And George Bush was the fastest | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged george bush , sperm , fastest , president - Current Score: 54 - Added: 10 months ago
| Three kids in a playground talking about their dads and how great they are. The first one says, "My dad is the fastest man in the world, he can outrun a tiger." The second says, "Mine can outrun a cheetah, he's so quick." The third is unimpressed and laughs, " Mine works for the council, so he's the fastest." "How?" the others ask. "He finishes work at 5.30 but he's home by 2. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Work - Tagged council , work , kids , fast , fastest , cheetah , tiger - Current Score: 48 - Added: 9 months, 30 days ago
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