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A man walks into a petrol station and says

"Can I please have a kitkat, chunky".

The lady behind the till gets him a kitkat chunky and brings it back to him.

"No" says the man. "I wanted a normal kitkat you fat bitch"
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Joke by stu71, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged kitkat chunky , fat  - Current Score: 1781 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago

I went to see Chubby Brown at the weekend. As soon as he came on stage I started shouting, "You fat bastard! You fat bastard!"
Then I was told by security that that sort of behaviour wasn't tolerated at the Labour party conference.
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Joke by milo123, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged chubby , brown , gordon , fat , bastard  - Current Score: 855 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago

Apparently 60% of kids are overweight, and 72% of kids are having underage sex...

...So who is shagging all the fat kids?
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Joke by AS, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged charver , fat , obese , sex , underage , ugly , chav , alan carr  - Current Score: 779 - Added: 9 months ago

An American walked into an English pub and asked for a pint of Budweiser.

The barman replied "You're American aren't you?"

The man says, "Yeah. Could you tell by the drink I ordered, or the accent?"

The barman replied. "Neither, you are the fattest fuck I have ever seen."
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Joke by Riggsy, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , fat , cunt  - Current Score: 573 - Added: 1 month ago

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks, "Have you been drinking, Sir?"

"No. Why?" replies the man. "Was I all over the road?"

"No," replies the officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."
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Joke by Ciabi, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged ugly , fat , drink , drunk  - Current Score: 359 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

*Here you go America! This one's for you. AND you'll be able to understand it!*

Yo momma's so fat...

she must be American.
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Joke by Desired Username, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , momma , fat , obese , dumb , cunts  - Current Score: 346 - Added: 5 months ago

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
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Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged jokes , fat , fatty , obese , food , plate  - Current Score: 266 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago

I was staring at my girl this morning and I said, "you know, there are three things I really don't like about you..."

"Oh, what are they?" she asked.

"Your chin."
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Joke by Durjaya, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged fat cunt , fat , chin  - Current Score: 248 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Apparently clumsy people are more likely to be obese. That's because they keep walking into things....

Like McDonald's.
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Joke by ajtron, in Illness and mortality > Fat Cunt - Tagged mcdonalds , fat , clumsy , jimmy carr  - Current Score: 224 - Added: 1 month ago

I got arrested for kicking the shit out of some fat bastard last week. It turns out Fat Fighters isn't quite what I thought it was.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by The Wolf, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged fat , fat cunts , bastards , fat fighters  - Current Score: 220 - Added: 4 months ago

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