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Why does everyone hate Americans?

Thanks to them we're not the fattest nation in the world.
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Joke by Laurence, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged america , americans , america , americans , england , england , britain , britain , fatties , fat , fattest , world  - Current Score: 27 - Added: 3 months ago

Since the reports about Georgia Davis being Britain's fattest teenager, medics were ordered yesterday to stop calling fat kids obese, to avoid upsetting their parents.

I quite agree. Why use the term obese when 'fat, lazy, ugly cunts' describes them much better?
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Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Georgia Davis - Tagged reports , britain , fattest , teenager , medics , fat , lays , cunts , ugly  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months ago

Whilst walking down the street the other day some great big woman was walking just in front of me.
I just couldn't stop laughing at the way her arse was wobbling as she was walking along.

She must have heard me and turned round and said I was fattist!!

The bloody cheek of it eh? I think it was quite clear she was the fattist.
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Joke by bh, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged jimmy carr , fat , fattest  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 6 months ago

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