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Give an African man a fish

and he'll feed his family for one day

Give him the tools to catch fish

and he will catch thousands ,sell them down the local market ,make enough money to buy an AK 47 assualt rifle,declare himself dictator,hire a few mercenaries ,invade the neighbouring village killing every last man,woman and child


"Now That's Incentive"
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Joke by GIZZARD, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged fish , feed  - Current Score: 96 - Added: 6 months, 24 days ago

I was on the tube this morning sat next to a woman with a baby.

She said, "Do you mind if I breast feed?"

I said, "No, but don't suck my nipple too hard".
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Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Breast Feeding - Tagged breast feeding , tube , baby , nipple , suck , breast , feed  - Current Score: 27 - Added: 3 months ago

Chav kids:

If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em.
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Joke by mychemicalromance, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chav , chavs , kids , feed , breed  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 months ago

'Never bite the hand that feeds you'.

Especially if it's a Paki serving you at McDonald's.
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Joke by justincider, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakistani , mcdonalds , bite , hand , feed  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months ago

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