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| Vanessa Feltz has revealed she is hoping to get swept off her feet by her Fiance next week. Unless her Fiance is Hurricane Gustav, I can't see it happening personally. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Vanessa Feltz - Tagged feltz , vanessa feltz , fat bitch , fiance , hurricane gustav - Current Score: 211 - Added: 2 months ago
| You guys hear the news about Vanessa Feltz? Appartently she's got a bun in the oven!!!... 2 pies in the microwave and some bacon under the grill! | |
Joke by cook9, in Celebrity and news events > Vanessa Feltz - Tagged fat , fat bitch , feltz - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| A piece of 27-year-old cake from the wedding of Prince Charles and Princess Diana has been sold to an anonymous bidder at auction for 1,200 pounds. I reckon it was Vanessa Feltz, that fat bitch will do anything for cake. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Vanessa Feltz - Tagged feltz , fat bitch , cake , diana - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| Vanessa Feltz is to be a new judge on American Idol. Apparently she goes down well with the American Audience. Well, she is an ugly, fat bitch with no sense of humour or discernible personality. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Vanessa Feltz - Tagged feltz , ugly , american , fles please check my spelling , fat bitch - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 months ago
| Christmas is coming Vanessa Feltz is fat I drank a pint of Whiskey And tried to shag the cat I put the turkey in the oven Threw up on the floor Ran naked through the kitchen and out of the front door I punched a carol singer began to dance and shout "Christmas is coming" And then I passed out. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged feltz , christmas , whiskey , poem , fat bitch - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| I've found a great cure for premature ejaculation. I have a photo of Vanessa Feltz on my headboard. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Premature Ejaculation - Tagged feltz , fat bitch , headboard , premature ejaculation - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month ago
| When I woke up this morning there was a heavy dew on my lawn. it was Vanessa Feltz | |
Joke by Sticky, in Celebrity and news events > Vanessa Feltz - Tagged feltz , vanessa , fat bitch - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| Vanessa Feltz was apparently pissed off when she didn't win anything at the TV awards ceremony last night. Well, Vanessa, I don't believe there was a category for 'Fat Bitch of the Year' | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Vanessa Feltz - Tagged feltz , fat bitch - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 week ago
| Britain is facing a serious shortage of sperm donors according to this evenings News. If any lady out there is in need of my sperm, please send me an email and I will be pleased to oblige. Gingers and Vanessa Feltz need not apply. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > News Reports - Tagged gingers , fat bitch , feltz , sperm , breaking news - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 week ago
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