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| Apparently scientists have found female hormones in beer. It's true: After 6 pints you talk shite and can't drive. |    |
Joke by Weetobix, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged beer , female , hormones - Current Score: 308 - Added: 11 months ago
| Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist? Because they could have easily fitted in another pair of tits there. | |
Joke by RossMcG, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged woman , women , breasts , tits , sexism , sexist , female - Current Score: 134 - Added: 1 year ago
| Apparantly Allah is having real problems at the moment. With so many suicide bombers, he is really struggling to find the 72 virgins that have been promised to each and every one of them. It's getting so bad, he might even have to consider female virgins as a substitue. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , terrorist , sickipedia , allah , virgins , virgin , sex , female , gay , gay muslim - Current Score: 128 - Added: 2 months ago
| If a male pilot works in a cock pit, where does a female pilot work? Don't be stupid, women can't fly planes! | |
Joke by rs79, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged male pilot , female , box office , word play on a classic joke - Current Score: 116 - Added: 2 months ago
| Where does a female chav go to lose weight? The abortion clinic. | |
Joke by b3tard, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged b3tard , female , chav , chavette , abortion , baby , dead , foetus - Current Score: 106 - Added: 6 months ago
| Two pregnant women sat knitting one turns to the other and says "I hope mine's a boy because I've bought blue wool". The other woman replies "I hope mines a spastic because I've fucked up the arms". | |
Joke by Hugh(_!_)Janus, in Illness and mortality > children - Tagged pregnant , female , disabled , spastic , spazz - Current Score: 101 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What do you call a female chav with two brain cells? Pregnant. | |
Joke by orangesweets, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , pregnant , female , stupid , thick , dumb - Current Score: 59 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| This old bloke goes into an old folks home because he keeps falling over and his son can't keep his eye on him all the time. On his first day in the home, a female nurse comes along to give him a wash and she notices he has a slight erection. With that, she gives him a blow job. He gets straight on the phone to his son, telling him that he just got a gobble and what a wonderful place it was. The following, day he's walking down a corridor and he falls over - suddenly, from behind, a male nurse gives him one up the arse. He gets straight on the phone to his son again and says "get me out of here, a male nurse just banged me up the arse." His son says, "look, dad, so you took one up the arse - you got a blow job yesterday, you have to take the rough with the smooth." The old bloke says, "fuck off, I get a hard on three times a year but I fall over three times a fucking day." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Pensioners - Tagged old , bloke , male , female , nurse , arse , phone , home , blow job , gobble , wash , erection - Current Score: 44 - Added: 9 months ago
| I took the Wife out earlier. One punch! | |
Joke by guitar678, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged wife , woman , punch , lady , female - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months ago
| A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yes, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He replied "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Husband - Tagged male , female , fly , swat , phone , beer - Current Score: 26 - Added: 10 months ago
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