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| Feminists; if only they put all that passion into their cooking. |    |
Joke by max the storyteller, in Sex and shit > Feminists - Tagged feminists , cooking , passion - Current Score: 205 - Added: 2 months ago
| I heard a couple of feminists on the radio saying that what they are fighting against is the patronising and demoralising way that men talk to women. I thought to myself, "awwww, that's sweet, but they're not going to get anywhere with it." | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Feminists - Tagged feminists , feminism , feminist , radio - Current Score: 100 - Added: 3 months ago
| They say prostitution is the oldest profession. That's bullshit. ...how could men have paid for sex if they didn't have jobs? | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitution , hookers , feminists - Current Score: 75 - Added: 8 months, 27 days ago
| I hate blokes who treat women like sex objects. I hate the way women earn less than men for doing the same job. Who says that women have to spend all their time in the kitchen and doing housework? Right, that's the end of the first lesson on "How to get shags from feminists". | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Feminists - Tagged feminists , feminism , sex , shags - Current Score: 34 - Added: 2 months ago
| During the 70s a University lecturer had a bit of a bad reputation for being sexist. Anyway, this was the era of feminism, and a group of his female students were getting pretty pissed off with his remarks. So they agreed that when he next made a sexist or offensive comment, they would all get up and walk out of his lecture. Anyway, he was lecturing one morning, and mentioned that a group of African Students were coming over- " Hey girls," he said " You know what they say about Africans- I'm sure they will keep you all satified. " With this he made a "big dick" gesture with his hands, which was greeted by laughs from the lads. Well, in response the girls got up and started to walk out. Calm as a cucumber, the lecturer looked at his watch and said " Ladies, there really isn't any point rushing, they won't be here until this this evening." | |
Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Feminists - Tagged students , feminists , university , africans , big dick , wit , one upmanship , onewomandownship , men , women - Current Score: 32 - Added: 5 months ago
| Feminists unite!!!! And get your tits out while you're at it! | |
Joke by squid83, in Sex and shit > Feminists - Tagged feminists , tits out please - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 months ago
| Why did God create lesbians? So feminists couldn't breed. | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged god , lesbians , breed , feminists - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| Feminists say a woman's work is never done. Maybe ... if they got themselves organised a little bit better ... | |
Joke by marky_77, in Jokes with no home > feminism - Tagged feminists , woman , jimmy carr - Current Score: 18 - Added: 11 hours ago
| Apparently, feminists claim that "All sex is rape". Well, if that's the way they want it... | |
Joke by Jonah McKluskey, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged feminists , rape , sex - Current Score: -2 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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