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| David Beckham is in training with Ryan Giggs. They are both joking and messing about when a furious Alex Ferguson comes up to them to give them a piece of his mind. "Lads, after todays performance you two can stay behind for extra training." Beckham and Giggs are gutted and then wait for the end of the session. Ferguson and the boys go home and it's just the two of them. "Let's just go home," says Giggsy, "who will know?" So they both go home to their respective houses. Beckham goes upstairs to hear passionate moaning and screaming coming from the bedroom. Becks goes to investigate and puts his head round the door to see Fergie pumping away at Victoria and is horrified. The next day in training Beckham and Giggs are fucking around when Fergie tells them both to stay behind again. Giggs turns to Beckham and says, "Let's just go home early again." "Fuck you," replies Beckham, "I nearly got caught yesterday." |    |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > David Beckham - Tagged beckham , david , victoria , david beckham , victoria beckham , fergie , alex ferguson , giggs , ryan giggs , giggsy , man utd , manchester united , united , training , football - Current Score: 46 - Added: 9 months ago
| What's the Queen getting Fergie for Christmas? A black Mercedes and a trip to Paris. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess diana , diana , the queen , fergie - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Fergie's bringing in two new faces next summer. Tevez said, "can I have one?" | |
Joke by mattowen, in Celebrity and news events > Man Utd - Tagged man utd , tevez , fergie - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 months ago
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