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| A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving. "Excuse me do I know you?" he asks. "Yes, I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says. The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says, "Fucking hell, are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me, and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse?" "No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher!" |    |
Joke by Hugh(_!_)Janus, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged tesco , blonde , sex , fetish , school - Current Score: 378 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Thank God for fetishes... They're what make Fat people feel wanted... | |
Joke by caffeine_free, in Sex and shit > Fetish - Tagged fat , obese , fetish , sex , god mickle - Current Score: 87 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
| I'll be 'doing cold turkey' this Christmas. I'm not a drug addict. I just have a fowl fetish. | |
Joke by discostu, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged turkey , sex , fetish - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I'm tolerant of almost ANY sexual behaviour. EXCEPT Asphyxiation Fetishists. In my eyes, they deserve to be strung up... | |
Joke by WesJones87, in Sex and shit > Fantasies - Tagged asphyxiation , breathless , strangling , fetish - Current Score: -4 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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