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| Controversy has struck the Islamic world- The legendary "Missing First Page" of the Koran has been found. It reads (after translation) "This book is dedicated to my loving wife Candy - All characters and events in this book are fictional, and any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely co-incidental. Some of the actions and events in this book may be dangerous, please do not try them at home." |    |
Joke by anthony4, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , islam , koran , fiction , first page , inspired by red dwarf , better than life - Current Score: 72 - Added: 3 months ago
| I got kicked out of Borders once for moving all the Bibles to the fiction section. | |
Joke by post-sanity, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged bible , borders , fiction - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 month ago
| Archaeologists say they have finally found the missing first page of the bible. It read: "All characters and stories portrayed within this book are purely fictitious, and bear no resemblence to any real life events." | |
Joke by OscarSouthdale, in Religion and racism > Bible - Tagged bible , fiction , religion , missing page , red dwarf - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months ago
| I was down in London with some American friends, and we decided to show them the famous Baker Street. So we got to 221b , and with a sly grin pointed it out, telling them that is where the detective Sherlock Holmes used to live. One of the Americans turned to me with a bigger grin, and replied " Hey, we aren't that dumb, you know!" I smiled back, outwitted, but before I could say anything he went on, "Anyone can see these flats were clearly built in the 1950s. But gee, it sure is a shame they demolished his old place!" | |
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged fiction , dumb , american , london , sherlock holmes - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| I once worked in a book store. One day a devoutly religious man came up to me as I was working. "Under what category do you stock your bibles?" he asked. "Fiction," I replied. | |
Joke by AngryInfidel, in Religion and racism > Bible - Tagged bible , fiction - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 week ago
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