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| Bloke speeding through some country lanes in his brand new Porsche Carrera 4 x 4 when out of no where steps a Paki. He hits him full on and skittles him over the edge and into a nearby farmers field. Off he speeds thinking fuck it it's only a Paki. 2 Miles down the road and he starts to feel bad about what he has just done so he drives back to the accident scene. He gets out of his motor but can't see a thing except this farmer tapping some freshly dug earth with a shovel. He shouts over to the farmer " Hey mate you haven't seen a Paki around here have you ? " Farmer replies " Yep I'm just burying him " The blokes says " Bloody hell mate was he dead ? " The farmer replies " He says he wasn't but you know what lying bastards they are ! " |    |
Joke by ben dover, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , farmer , porsche , field , accident , racist , ben dover - Current Score: 46 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
| This married couple have just been to a fancy dress party and they are dressed in a cow costume with the the bloke in the front and the woman in the back. They cross over a field and the woman hears running footsteps, then she shrieks "oh my god, its a bull coming, what shall we do?" The bloke says "I'm going to eat some grass...you better fuckin' brace yourself" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Fancy Dress - Tagged cow , bull , field , bloke , grass , costume , fancy dress party - Current Score: 41 - Added: 11 months ago
| just seen a cow in a field using a fucking mobile phone, it's the first case of bluetooth disease. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Bluetongue disease - Tagged cow , bluetooth , field - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year ago
| My wife does good in her 'field'. I just hope she doesn't escape. | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , field , work - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field. | |
Joke by ht, in Jokes with no home > tractor - Tagged tractor , field - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year ago
| Does anyone else who is watching the olympics think that us white folk apologising for the slave trade is utter bullshit. I mean watching the track and field events, you see all the niggers winning gold, silver, bronze and then see the whites crossing the line light years behind. How the hell did we manage to catch them in the first place? | |
Joke by giveitsome, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged slave trade , niggers , blacks , olympics , track , field - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Did you hear about the farmer who won an award? Aparantely he was outstandng in his field | |
Joke by Randall, in Jokes with no home > Wordplay - Tagged farmer , award , outstanding , field - Current Score: 10 - Added: 9 months ago
| Did you hear that the fella who played the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz won a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field | |
Joke by JOHN MAFIA, in Jokes with no home > Clean - Tagged scarecrow , field , shit joke , award - Current Score: 2 - Added: 10 months ago
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