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| When me and my brother were young and having a fight my mum used to say, "if all this fighting doesn't stop, someone's going to get hurt!" She was right - we teamed up and kicked the shit out of her. |    |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Mother - Tagged mother , mum , brothers , fighting - Current Score: 107 - Added: 4 months ago
| Teacher asks the class to go home and come back on Monday with a story that has a moral to it. Come Monday morning, the teacher asks for anyone with a story to put their hand up. Little Johnny's hand is first up but the teacher ignores him and points to Jane and says, "tell us your story, Jane" "Well, miss, I went to my nan's farm and in the morning I collected all the eggs in a basket. When I got into the house some had broken, the moral to the story being: don't gather all your eggs in one basket." "Very good," teacher says. Little Johnny is turning red with frustration but the teacher asks David for his story. "Well, miss, I to went to my nanny's and when I got there she had a toy soldier I had been waiting for for weeks, the moral being: good things come to those who wait." "Very good," teacher says. She knows Johnny isn't going to give up so she lets him tell his story. "Well, miss, I, like the others, went to my Grandad's and he told me that he was a desert rat in the war and he got lost and was surrounded by fifteen Germans. He only had six bullets, his bayonet and a bottle of whiskey; so he drank the whiskey, shot six Germans and bayoneted the rest to death." At this Johnny sat down and the teacher asks, "what is the moral to your story, Johnny?" Johnny jumps up and says, "the moral is: don't fuck with my grandad when he's pissed." | |
Joke by tony.t, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged germans , war , death , fighting , krauts , cunts , fuckers , pricks , morals , all , sex and shit - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Did you hear about the 2 gays fighting in the middle of the road over a manhole? | |
| The NHL: A fight where sometimes Hockey breaks out. | |
Joke by aks47u, in Jokes with no home > Sports - Tagged hockey , nhl , fighting , fight - Current Score: 8 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Joey Barton has just been appointed the manager of Newcastle United. He says he wants to make a serious assault on the Premiership. | |
Joke by sickillcell, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged barton , bastard , fighting - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 months ago
| Breeders have just bred a cross between a rottweiler and a st bernard,the result is it rips your fucking throat out then dumps your body at the hospital | |
Joke by tony.t, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged animals , attack , death , mortality , doctors , hospitals , fighting , nigger , paki - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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