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| I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? |    |
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged ginger , harry potter , friends , kid , harry , potter , film , friend , ron - Current Score: 978 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I can't understand all this fuss about 'evil' Josef Fritzl. As I remember the last time an Austrian hid his young lover and seven children from the authorities the story was turned into the most successful and beloved film musical ever. People are so fickle. | |
Joke by Beavis, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged josef , fritzl , musical , film , incest , viz , josef fritzl - Current Score: 161 - Added: 5 months ago
| Just been watching Children In Need. All these stories about poor, dying children. All this suffering in the world. It was making me very upset. So I thought I'd do the one thing I could to make me feel better inside. I put Indiana Jones on. Fucking great film! | |
Joke by djackson2601, in Celebrity and news events > Children In Need - Tagged children in need , suffering , film - Current Score: 129 - Added: 1 week ago
| Quentin Tarantino is to make a new film based on the New Orleans and Louisiana flooding. It's going to be called "Reservoir Wogs". | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > Black Cock - Tagged tarantino , new orleans , film , reservoir - Current Score: 118 - Added: 2 months ago
| Hollywood are going to make a film about a black cocaine dealer. It's called ''Chocolate and the Charlie Factory.'' | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged cocaine , black , charlie , garage , factory , film , racist , coke - Current Score: 95 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| The girl who grew up next door to me has just landed a part in a major film, at the age of 20. My claim to fame is that I shagged her before she was famous. 16 years before to be precise. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged girl , neighbour , part , major , film , claim , fame , shagged - Current Score: 91 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| In the original 1950s film "The Dambusters", the lead character had a dog named Nigger. The producers of the remake, in these more enlightened times, have had to come up with a more politically correct name. He will now be known as... ...Drug Pushing Granny Mugging Coon! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged coon , nigger , dambusters , film , political correctness , granny - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| Why are the films Titanic and The Sixth Sense so similar? Because Icy Dead People. | |
Joke by Speshal, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged titanic , sixth , 6th , sense , film - Current Score: 38 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| They say that the book is always better than the film. This can't be said for the film Cum Guzzling Sluts. My book is all stuck together now..... | |
Joke by J-Man, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged book , film , cum , sluts , wank , jimmy carr - Current Score: 37 - Added: 4 months ago
| Has anyone else seen the new Batman film 'The Dark Knight'? I thought Heath Ledger's performance was really convincing; You couldn't even see the strings. | |
Joke by PLaGuE CeLL, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged heath , ledger , heath ledger , batman , dark knight , dark , knight , night , offensive , film - Current Score: 28 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
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