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| You have to hand it to Lesbians, they make some great films. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , films - Current Score: 180 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| I heard there's blind people up in arms about this new movie "Blindness". Judgmental fuckers! I bet they haven't even seen it yet! | |
Joke by shurlockwhores, in Celebrity and news events > Movie boycotts - Tagged blind , films , stupid , people - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 month ago
| What baffles me about America, and Hollywood in particular, is their "history" films. Rambo seems keen to make it clear that America actually won the Vietnam war. World War Two "Epics" like Saving Private Ryan seem to imply that the Americans were the only force opposing Germany. Then we get toss like "U-571." In reality, this was a British success that changed the course of the war, leading to the end of the Nazi regime and saving millions of lives. The Hollywood version decides that no, it wasn't the British, it was fucking Jon Bon Jovi. We need to start seeing movies like this for what they are- fairy tales and fantasies to make Americans feel good about themselves. Anyway, fuck it, I'm looking forward to a run of "Iraq War History Movies" in a few years. No doubt it will turn out that the British weren't even there, or if there were they would be nasty upper class baddies. | |
Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged iraq , bon jovi , british , america , americans , hollywood , movies , films , saving private ryan , nazi , cinema , standup style joke , u571 - Current Score: 38 - Added: 5 months ago
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