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| A guy is sitting in a bar one evening on his own. He keeps catching the eye of a lady at the far end of the bar. This goes on for quite some time, before he musters up the courage to go over to her. "Hi, what brings a beautiful woman like you here?" he asks "I've broken up with my boyfriend, so I'm just sitting here drowning my sorrows. He said I was too dirty in the bedroom." "Wow, I'm here for the same reason - my girlfriend's just thrown me out, said I was too filthy as well!" They sit drinking together for the rest of the evening. As she goes to leave, she asks if he'd like to come back to hers and he accepts. When they get back to her place she motions to the sofa and says, "I'll be right out, just going to get ready." She goes into the bathroom and gets out her strap-on dildo, anal beads, whip, gimp outfit, Viagra, and a leather dominatrix outfit. When she comes out, the man is heading towards the door. "Where are you going?" she asks. "Well," says the man, "I've fucked your dog and had a shit in your handbag - I'm off." |    |
Joke by tubaros, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged filthy , sex , dog , shit , dirty - Current Score: 70 - Added: 6 months ago
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