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| You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice. |    |
Joke by trenchcoat, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged driving , fine , parking , tommy cooper - Current Score: 91 - Added: 10 months ago
| I hear Jade Goody has a book out. With her cancer forcing her to stay indoors and Jack in prison, the library fine will be increasing. That's what she gets for trying to pretend she can read. | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged library , book out , overdue , fine , cancer , jack - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| The BBC has been hit with a very large fine for ripping off its loyal and trusting viewers with fake 'phone in competitions. The fine will, of course, be paid in full by the loyal and trusting viewers through their compulsory TV licence........ | |
Joke by bizlop, in Jokes with no home > TV - Tagged bbc , tv , money , fine , tv licence , phonein , scandal , factual news - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| A young man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic offence. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and that he would have to return the next day. "What for!" he snapped at the judge. His honour, equally irked by a tedious day and roared out loud, "Twenty pounds for contempt of court! That's why!" As the young man reached for his wallet, the judge relented, "That's all right. You don't have to pay now." The young man replied, "I know. I'm just checking to see if I have enough for two more words." | |
Joke by joecorby, in Jokes with no home > Money - Tagged judge , fine , court , swear , money , traffic , anger , annoyed - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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