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| One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their Daughter's' date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?" The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law." |    |
Joke by Fishyninja, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged peanuts , fingering , girl , sex , choking , hospital , daughter , date - Current Score: 211 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A tramp walks into a jewellers, puts his hands down his trousers and starts fingering his arsehole. The sales assistant shouts at him 'Stop what you're doing and get out!' The tramp says 'You want to make your fucking minds up, you've a sign on the window says come inside and pick your ring in comfort.' | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged anal , fingering , arse , ring , dirty , tramp , shop , assistant , comfort - Current Score: 116 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Don't you hate it when you're driving along smoking a cigarette, you flick your cigarette out the window, and you drive for a couple more miles, and you smell something funny, and you look over into the back seat, and sure enough............ Grandma's fingering herself again! | |
Joke by v1nny69, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged granny , fingering , smoking - Current Score: 79 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.''''That must have hurt,'' said the judge.''No kidding,'' said the best man. ''I broke three of my fingers.'' | |
Joke by Zig, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged best man , grom , bride , kick , fingering , broken - Current Score: 2 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago
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