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| What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball. |    |
Joke by charlie1105, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged baby , paedophilia , paedophilie , bowling ball , fingers - Current Score: 570 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Little Suzie is sitting in class when the teacher notices a puddle beneath her chair. "Ah Suzie, why didn't you put your hand up?" asks the teacher. "I did Miss, but it ran through my fucking fingers." | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged hand , fingers , piss , teachers , puddle chair - Current Score: 154 - Added: 7 months ago
| What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynaecologist? A bandleader fucks his singers | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Sex and shit > Gynaecologist - Tagged bandleader , gynaecologist , fuck , fingers - Current Score: 149 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
| My wife and I had to run to the shops for five minutes, and so we left our four-year-old son unattended with a jigsaw to keep him amused. Imagine our surprise when we came back to discover he had sawn off four of his fingers. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged puzzle , jigsaw , fingers , blood loss - Current Score: 102 - Added: 8 months, 27 days ago
| A motorcycle cop comes across two bikers. One biker has two fingers up the ass of the other. " What the hell are you doing?" asks the cop " My buddy here's got some food stuck and is choking," says the one biker, "I'm trying to make him sick." "You're meant to stick your fingers down his throat, not up his ass," replies the cop. The first biker says, "Yeah, I know, but you get better results if you stick them up his ass first..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Hells Angels - Tagged biker , sick , throw up , butt , ass , finger , fingers , throat - Current Score: 37 - Added: 5 months ago
| I was very disapointed after reading today that a man can get paid 60 pounds just for donating his sperm. Its tragic just to think about all that money I've let slip through my fingers | |
Joke by Randall, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wank , sperm , donation , fingers - Current Score: 30 - Added: 10 months ago
| A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I'm sorry," replies the man and promises to avert his eyes. "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. The man, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, the man replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle too?!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Pussy - Tagged mini , skirt , pussy , wink , whistle , fingers , underwear , kiss - Current Score: 23 - Added: 9 months, 30 days ago
| A man at the timber yard accidentally shears off his fingers. He runs to the hospital, where the Doctor says, "give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do." The man replies, "I haven't got the fingers." The Doctor says, "what do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? We could have done microsurgery. I could have sewn them back on. Why on Earth didn't you bring the fingers?" The man replies, "I couldn't fucking pick them up!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged man , timber , shears , fingers , hospital , doctor , microsurgery - Current Score: 17 - Added: 11 months ago
| How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean. | |
Joke by Badvirus, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged mechanic , sex , fingers - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A woman goes to the Doctor and says 'I have a discharge.' The Doctor puts his hands down her knickers and says 'How does that feel?' The woman says 'Marvellous.' 'But it's in my ear.' | |
Joke by discostu, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged fingers , doctor , discharge - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 week ago
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