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| September 11th 2001 was a very sad day for me. My dog died, I was fired from work and my Wife left me. On a brighter note, there was some good stuff on the telly that day. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 11th september , dog , wife , fired - Current Score: 221 - Added: 2 months ago
| I got fired at work today. My boss said my communication skills were awful. I didn't know what to say to that. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Work - Tagged boss , fired , communication - Current Score: 158 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| My boss told me off yesterday for bad teamwork skills. He said, "there is no 'i' in team." I got him fired for discriminating against me for having dyslexia. | |
Joke by aule, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged no i in team , dyslexia , fired - Current Score: 131 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| The manager of a large company was informed by the directors that he was overstaffed and that two of his three admin officers would have to be fired. All three were good at their job, so the problem was, which one to keep. He decided to put $20 extra in their paypackets and be guided by their responses. One kept the money without saying a word. Another said it was the company's mistake and she had invested the money to show that she had good business sense. The third gave the money back. Which admin officer kept her job? Actually, it was the blonde with big tits. | |
Joke by zitface, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged manager , director , officer , company , job , fired , blonde , tits - Current Score: 55 - Added: 1 month ago
| David Blunkett shows up at the Home Office for work. His secretary says, "What are you doing here, you got sacked?" He replies, "I know. I wish someone would tell this fucking dog." | |
Joke by cooperman, in Celebrity and news events > David Blunkett - Tagged fired - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 month ago
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