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| Two women are on their way back from a night out when they get desperate for a piss. They're halfway through a graveyard and no one's around so they drop their pants and go behind a couple of gravestones, the first women wipes her fanny with her knickers and the second uses a wreath. The next day the husbands are at the pub and the first one says; "I'll have to keep an eye on my missus from now on, she went out last night and came back with no knickers on!" And the second replies; "That's nothing, mine came home with a card wedged halfway up her arse saying 'We'll always miss you, from all the lads at the station'!" |    |
Joke by Lippycunt, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged women , piss , knickers , graveyard , firemen , husband , wife - Current Score: 78 - Added: 11 months ago
| A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not rung in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with a main computer, he phoned the employee's home number and was greeted with a child's whisper, 'Hello?' 'Is your Daddy home?' he asked. 'Yes', whispered the small voice. 'May I speak to him?' The child whispered 'No.' Surprised and wanting to talk to an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' 'Yes.' 'Well may I speak to her, then?' Again the small voice whispered 'No.' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' 'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman.' Wondering what the police would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak to the policeman?' 'No, he's busy,' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' 'Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman,' came the whispered reply. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background coming down the phone, the boss asked 'What's that noise?' 'A helicopter', answered the whispering voice. 'What's going on there?' demanded the boss, now really apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, 'The search team has just landed a helicopter.' Alarmed, concerned, and a little frustrated, the boss asked 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... 'ME!' | |
Joke by Marylin, in Jokes with no home > Cute Kids Stories - Tagged child , children , dad , mum , kids , boss , police , firemen , lost - Current Score: 56 - Added: 8 months ago
| My mate pulled three men out of a burning building. He got six months. Turns out they were firemen. | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > FIRE - Tagged mate , firemen , burning - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 months ago
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