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My mother-in-law asked me "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the fireplace?"

I replied "To keep the kids away from the fire"
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Joke by BruceWillis, in Sex and shit > Mother In Law - Tagged fire , fireplace , kids , mother in law  - Current Score: 149 - Added: 4 months ago

I slept like a log last night........ I fell asleep in the fireplace.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Sleep - Tagged log , sleep , fireplace , les dawson  - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 month ago

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