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| My mate really suffers badly from premature ejaculation He entered a wanking race last week and finished first and second. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wanking , first , third , premature , race - Current Score: 83 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| As you go through life you will find that 'the things that come to those who wait' is actually 'the crap that was left by those who got there first'. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Sayings - Tagged things , wait , those , first - Current Score: 76 - Added: 2 months ago
| If at first you don't succeed, Drug her drink then make her bleed. | |
Joke by markybritton, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged succeed , first , drug , drink , bleed - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
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