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| This American said to me the other day, "you know, it's starting to feel like there are only two countries in the world: America, and The Rest Of The World." I said, "that's completely true, actually. In fact, The Rest Of The World even has its own flag now. It's exactly the same as the American flag, except it's on fire." |    |
Joke by bleary, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , flag , rest of world , rob newman , bandwagon - Current Score: 227 - Added: 6 months ago
| Industry experts have been unable to explain why "White Flag" by Dido sold more copies in France than the rest of the world put together. | |
Joke by RevvyB, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged dido , white , flag , french - Current Score: 112 - Added: 7 months ago
| I'm so glad that the Spice Girls finished their tour early. The only time I want to see Geri Haliwell in the Union Jack is if she dies in battle. | |
Joke by joeLS14, in Celebrity and news events > Spice Girls - Tagged gerri , union , flag , battle - Current Score: 55 - Added: 7 months ago
| Whereas in certain countries men have been known to put their women on a pedestal, in Wales they've put her on their National Flag. | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > Welsh - Tagged wales , women , flag , pedestal - Current Score: 54 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| Have you seen those French Army Knives? No scissors or tweezers, just 6 corkscrews and a white flag. Your jokes are crap too! | |
Joke by sloan85, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , army , knife , white , flag - Current Score: 40 - Added: 7 months, 24 days ago
| The French Government recently announced that they have made thier army twice as efficient by sewing white flags on the backs of their troops jackets. They can now run away and surrender at the same time. | |
Joke by Lupercal, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , jacket , flag , white , surrender , run - Current Score: 22 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago
| I would die for my country... Unlike the French... Who would dye their flag white for their country. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , flag , white , dye , die , country - Current Score: 20 - Added: 7 months ago
| An American soldier was lying on his death bed and he asked the attending nurse if she could bring him an American flag so that he could kiss his country goodbye. She didn't know where to find one, so offered to let him kiss the flag tattoo on her behind. He was, after all, on his deathbed. He kissed her behind and, with tears brimming, he asked if she could turn around so he could kiss Bush too. | |
Joke by Fabus, in Illness and mortality > Army - Tagged bush , american , flag , soldier , nurse - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months ago
| The French Army have unveiled their new flag. A white cross on a white background. | |
Joke by bobajob, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged french , flag , white , surrender , army - Current Score: 13 - Added: 6 months ago
| Apparently if you fly a union jack upside down it's offensive to the Queen. Bollocks to her! Personally I'm offended by someone having a 400 million quid fortune when my house is about to be repossessed. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > The Queen - Tagged the queen , money , credit crunch , union jack , flag - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month ago
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