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| The other day I bought myself some sensible walking boots and a little rucksack, and I went up to the lake district. I walked for about five miles then I stopped and sat on a stone wall and had a flask of coffee. Then I walked another five miles and stopped and had another flask........fucking hell, I'm rambling. |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > 50 Cent - Tagged rambling , lake district , walking , boots , flask - Current Score: 271 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Due to cold snowy weather conditions expected soon, the Met office has issued a statement , a spokesman said "Make sure that when you drive , that you always carry a flask and a spade, this way you can have a hot drink, while the spade pushes your car!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged weather , met office , spade , hot , drink , snow , car , flask , cold - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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