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| I still occasionally have a wank over the ex - I have the keys to her flat and she's a heavy sleeper. |    |
Joke by Frank Chickens, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wank , sleep , flat - Current Score: 260 - Added: 10 months ago
| I heard on the news today that flat chested women have a 50% higher suicide rate than women with naturally big boobs. This isn't a joke I just wanted to share the great news! | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged news , suicide , flat , boobs - Current Score: 182 - Added: 4 months ago
| We cleared out my gran's flat this morning, sorted out the good stuff and put it on eBay, and then went to the estate agents to put her flat on the market. She'll be well pissed off when she gets back from bingo. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Old people - Tagged gran , flat - Current Score: 162 - Added: 1 month, 19 days ago
| A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?" The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store at the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart. Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?" The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?" | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged flat , chest , bra , lingerie , k-mart , clearasil - Current Score: 24 - Added: 11 months ago
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