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I brought some of these flavoured condoms the other day. Said to my wife "Lets have a game, I put one on and you try to guess what favour it is"
She closed her eyes went under the blanket and said " cheese and onion flavour"
I said " for fucks sake give me time to put one on"
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Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged condom , flavour , cheese , onion , penis , sex  - Current Score: 183 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

What's a chav's favourite ice cream flavour?

Mint.
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Joke by orangesweets, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged flavour , chav , ice cream , mint  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago

I crept into my flatmates room last night and started licking her out and taking pictures of her cunt. She woke up and asked me what the hell I was doing.

So I showed her the Walkers 'Do us a flavour' competition I was entering.
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Joke by OscarSouthdale, in Sex and shit > Pussy - Tagged minge , flavour  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 months ago

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