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| What's is the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans? A pair of jeans only has one fly on it. |    |
Joke by Odie C, in Sex and shit > Black Cock - Tagged fly , flies , jeans , starving people , black kids - Current Score: 147 - Added: 2 months ago
| Our TV screens seem to be constantly filled with images of starving Africans, usually with swarms of flies buzzing around them. Why don't they just eat the flies? | |
Joke by councilkid, in Jokes with no home > Africa - Tagged africans , flies , hungry - Current Score: 138 - Added: 1 month ago
| Elias Howe, the inventor of the zip fastener, is to be honoured with a peerage; he's going to be known as the Lord of the Flies. | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged howe , zip , fastener , lord , flies - Current Score: 32 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| Two flies on a piece of shit, one farts and the other one says "Do you mind, I'm eating my dinner". | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > shit - Tagged shit , fart , flies - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Two men are sitting in a restaurant. There is also a gypsy woman sitting opposite to them with her legs wide spread. One man says, "Look, she has such dark hair on her genitals!" The other says, "Oh no, it isn't hair, it is dark panties!" Then they made a bet - £100. A waiter goes by so they ask him to find out for them. He did so, but takes all the money and walks away. "What happened, why are you taking the money?!" They asked the waiter. He replies: "Neither of you was right! She had her period and there were flies on her!" | |
Joke by andino, in Sex and shit > camping - Tagged gypsy , cunt , period , flies - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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