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| This woman is walking past a brothel, when she notices a sign which reads Celebrity Sex Wayne Rooney £500 per night Andrew flintoff £700 per night Father Christmas £2000 per night so she goes in to enquire about the price list, the manager tells her that the reason wayne rooney is so cheap is because he 'dribbles before he shoots', and the reason that andrew flintoff is cheap is because 'once he's in , you can't get him out' , then she asks " why is father christmas so expensive?", and the manager says " well , he only comes once a year , but he'll fill yer fucking stockings" |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Brothel - Tagged brothel , rooney , flintoff , father christmas , stockings , cheap , expensive , price , dribbles , shoots - Current Score: 38 - Added: 1 year ago
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