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| Look on the bright side....the advert says that the burmese kids had to walk 12 miles every day to get water.....now they can have a lie-in!---- |    |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Celebrity and news events > Burma - Tagged burma , kids , flood - Current Score: 138 - Added: 6 months ago
| Michael Phelps should do even better in the 2012 Olympics, seeing as he'll soon have the whole of New Orleans to practice in. | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Hurricane Gustav - Tagged michael phelps , new orleans , flood , olympics , swimming - Current Score: 100 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| Cries of "Super! Great! Smashing!" can be heard all over south Yorkshire, as people from Sheffield and Rotherham can finally use that fucking speedboat they won on Bullseye. | |
Joke by hangman, in Celebrity and news events > UK Floods - Tagged flood , uk , rotherham , sheffield , bullseye - Current Score: 92 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Just picked a cheap last minute holiday. I am off tomorrow for a two week cruise around Texas. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Hurricaine Ike - Tagged hurricane ike , texas , cruise , flood - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 months ago
| Which part of New Orleans was the first to surrender to the Hurricane Katrina flood waters? The French Quarter. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Hurricane Katrina - Tagged new orleans , flood , french , hurricane , american - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Vanessa Feltz's waterbed burst last night. The Met office has declared East Sussex a flood disaster zone. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Vanessa Feltz - Tagged vanessa feltz , fat bitch , flood , water bed - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| Whats blue and twitches from electric shocks? Stephen Hawking after a flood. | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged stephen hawking , flood , twitch , electric - Current Score: 8 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Three engineers got on a crowded lunchtime bus. They somehow worked their way to the middle of the bus where they found three girls willing to exchange their seats for a place on the guys' laps. After they got settled and had ridden that way for a while, the first girl suddenly asked the gentleman under her whether he might be an electrical engineer. Surprised, he replied, "Yes, I am! How did you know?" "Easy," she said. "I'm getting shocked by your soldering iron." Just a few minutes later, the second girl asked her guy, "Are you a mechanical engineer?" He said, "Why, yes, ma'am. How did you know that?" "Simple," she said, "Your piston is scraping my cylinder." Shortly thereafter, the third girl turned to her fellow and asked, "Are you a civil engineer?" "I certainly am," he answered. "How could you have known that?" "Well," she said, "I figured it out as soon as your dam burst and flooded my village." | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Jokes with no home > Engineers Jokes - Tagged engineer , girls , 3 , flood , iron , piston - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 months ago
| What do you call a mass flood in Brixton? Blackpool | |
Joke by doubletee, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged brixton , blackpool , flood - Current Score: 6 - Added: 6 months ago
| Claims that the Texas coast has suffered major powercuts have proved false. Engineers have discovered there is still a strong current running through most of the area. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Hurricaine Ike - Tagged texas , hurricane ike , flood - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 months ago
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