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| While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, 'it is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.' He addressed the men: 'can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?' I leaned over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, 'self-raising, isn't it?' |    |
Joke by gi88er, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged marriage , flower , flour - Current Score: 266 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
| A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour. He goes up to his mother and says "Mummy, look at me ! I'm not a little black boy anymore I'm a little white boy!" WHACK ! His mum slaps him around the head, "Go and tell your Father what you just said !" So the little black boy, complete with sore cheek walks into the living room and says to his Father "Daddy look at me ! I'm not a little black boy any more I'm a little white boy!" WHACK ! His father kicks him in the balls, "Go and tell your Gran what you just said !" So the little black boy hobbles into the garden and says to his Gran "Granny look at me ! I'm not a little black boy any more I'm a little white boy!" WHACK ! His gran punches him in the nose. Standing there with blood pouring down his face, clutching his balls he says "I've only been a white boy for 5 minutes and already I hate you black bastards!" | |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , flour , white - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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