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| While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, 'it is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.' He addressed the men: 'can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?' I leaned over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, 'self-raising, isn't it?' |    |
Joke by gi88er, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged marriage , flower , flour - Current Score: 263 - Added: 3 months, 8 days ago
| There was an old woman from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds in less than an hour her tits were in flower and her vagina was covered in weeds | |
Joke by footieben15, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged leeds , seeds , flower , tits , vagina - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago
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