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| If god didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food. |    |
Joke by tgs, in Religion and racism > Vegetarian - Tagged god , made , animals , food , fuck you veggies , awkward fuckers , make your own dinner - Current Score: 1021 - Added: 1 month ago
| All this talk of dangerous, genetically modified, food tasting horrible is nonsense. I mean, just today I had a delicious leg of salmon. | |
Joke by hiraeth, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged gm , salmon , food - Current Score: 277 - Added: 1 month ago
| All Americans are fat cunts. | |
Joke by colm turner, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged donnacha egan americans , mcdonalds , many fat people , wankers , assholes , food , fat , retarded , oil driven scum , wrong side of the road driving assholes , friendly firing scum , evil shit faces , gay , idiots , wankers who think their every nationality under the sun , special idiots , inpolitically correct fools - Current Score: 264 - Added: 3 months ago
| I find all these obese jokes horrible. Don't you think they have enough on their plate? | |
Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged jokes , fat , fatty , obese , food , plate - Current Score: 221 - Added: 2 months ago
| With the price of food going up, you've got to dig deep for a Chinese these days. | |
Joke by Nimrod, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged food , chinese - Current Score: 207 - Added: 3 months ago
| How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? He doesn't, he's dead. | |
Joke by william shatner, in Jokes with no home > Celebrity - Tagged bob marley , death , food , donut , doughnut - Current Score: 143 - Added: 3 months ago
| A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?" The other guy says, "No. Help yourself." He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too." | |
Joke by mickle, in Illness and mortality > puking - Tagged food , mouse , eating - Current Score: 119 - Added: 11 months ago
| I'm an American, and I resent one of today's jokes. I am, in fact, a fat prick. | |
Joke by ogreatsnail, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , fat , prick , food - Current Score: 83 - Added: 3 months ago
| When I got home from work today I asked the wife what she put on my sandwiches "Crab paste, dear" she replied "Crab paste?" I replied, "Where did you get that from?" I asked. "The Chemist" she replied | |
Joke by Doncaster Blue, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged food , crabs - Current Score: 47 - Added: 8 months ago
| A tourist is on holiday in the mystical far east. Walking round a market he sees an amazing creature - a fat little dragon. At the end of the day the dragon's owner shouts out "bottles and boxes" and the little dragon runs round, eating up all the bottles and boxes that litter the market! Next day the man is back, and he sees the dragon again- this time its handler shouts out "Cans and cardboard" and the dragon runs around eating all the cans and cardboard, cleaning up the market square. Anyway, this amazing thing goes on.. moving up a letter each day, and after a couple of weeks the tourist is ready to fly home. On that day, the dragon's owner says "Offal and orange peel" and the dragon eats up all the offal and orange peel left from the fruit and meat market. The tourist approaches the dragons owner, and asks to borrow the dragon. A deal is done, and the tourist flies back to England. As soon as he gets back he rushes to the centre of London, puts the dragon on floor and shouts out "Pakis and Polish!" | |
Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > Pakis - Tagged paki , pakis , polish , poland , migrants , dragon , food , fantasy joke , original joke , fat dragon - Current Score: 44 - Added: 2 months ago
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