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| I just dont get it, everyone goes on about David Beckham being thick...... but no cunt says anything about Stephen Hawking being shit at football do they?! | ![]() |
Joke by adam6177, in Celebrity and news events > David Beckham - Tagged david beckham , stephen hawking , football - Current Score: 482 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| David Blaine is apparently gutted at the minute. He has discovered his 44 day record of doing fuck all in a box has been smashed by Michael Owen. | ![]() |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Owen - Tagged owen , football , blaine , box , record , keegan , newcastle , geordies - Current Score: 458 - Added: 4 months ago
| I can't fucking stand Mark Lawrenson. If I want someone to constantly interrupt my enjoyment of the football with pointless, witless, ill-informed shite then I'll get a girlfriend. | ![]() |
Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged football , girlfriend , liverpool , euro 2008 , germany , spain , german , spanish - Current Score: 204 - Added: 3 weeks ago
Joke by Monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged football , soccer , mcclaren , cunt - Current Score: 200 - Added: 8 months ago
Joke by stopher, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged supermarket , job , tosser , football - Current Score: 198 - Added: 7 months ago
| Ann Summers has brought out a new lubricant called KY Terry. It's designed to help you slip in the box more easily. | ![]() |
Joke by REVOL, in Celebrity and news events > John Terry - Tagged football , sports , chelsea , john terry - Current Score: 175 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| Chelsea losing the Champions League final wasn't such a bad thing for Frank Lampard - he'd had a few weeks to practice his sad face. | ![]() |
Joke by stupot64, in Celebrity and news events > Frank Lampard - Tagged frank lampard , chelsea , football , dead mum - Current Score: 174 - Added: 2 months ago
Joke by hiraeth, in Celebrity and news events > peter crouch - Tagged football , crouch , virgin - Current Score: 170 - Added: 7 months ago
Joke by Sticky, in Religion and racism > Blondes - Tagged goalie , blonde , school , football , stupid - Current Score: 162 - Added: 8 months ago
| Manchester United have cancelled their open-top tour bus. A spokesman said that, after paying so much getting to Moscow, you can't expect fans to travel all the way to Manchester too. | ![]() |
Joke by jmtRyan, in Jokes with no home > ? - Tagged united , moscow , bus , football - Current Score: 154 - Added: 2 months ago
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