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| A paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods. It's a foul night; lightning spearing the sky and thunder is crashing. The child looks up at the paedo and says, "I'm scared". The paedophile says, "What the fuck are you moaning for? I've got to walk back on my own!" |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophilia , paedophile , paedo , child , boy , woods , forest , lightening , storm , scared , thunder - Current Score: 292 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| How did the Priest find the little boy in the forest? Very nice indeed. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged forest , priest - Current Score: 175 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago
| A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit. The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you." The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on ecstasy!" | |
Joke by Token, in Jokes with no home > Drugs - Tagged elephant , joint , forest , giraffe - Current Score: 107 - Added: 1 year ago
| A young forest jew wasn't allowed to join the NFFC supporters because he was circumised. Apparently you need to be a complete nob to support forest! | |
Joke by bomb-boy42, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jew , circumsised , forest , nffc - Current Score: 28 - Added: 7 months ago
| Two lovers go to the mountains for a winter break and the man goes out to chop wood. When he gets back, he says to his girlfriend, "My hands are freezing." She says, "Well put them between my legs to warm up." He does, and it works. After lunch, he goes back out to chop more wood, comes back and says again, "My hands are freezing." Again she says, "Put them between my legs." He does, and again it works. After dinner, he goes to chop wood for the night. When he returns he says, "Darling, my hands are freezing." She looks at him and says, "For fuck's sake, don't your ears ever get cold?" | |
Joke by coasterdude184, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , forest , wood , chop , lovers , holiday , outside , lodge - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
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