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| When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. |    |
Joke by templett, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged rich , death , father , fortune , widow - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year ago
| I want to go on that TV show "Cash in the Attic". There's a fortune in my attic. Well, there will be once the ransom is paid to me. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Kidnap - Tagged tv , show , cash , attic , fortune , ransom - Current Score: 21 - Added: 2 months ago
| With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune? Start off with a large one. | |
Joke by auch, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged credit crunch , fortune , money - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month ago
| Nestles are bring out a new Cereal, its called The Credit Crunch. It costs a fucking fortune. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged credit crunch , cereal , fortune , nestles - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 month ago
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