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| What's the difference between Maddie McCann and Shannon Matthews? People actually wanted Maddie to be found. |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged madeleine mccann , madeleine , shannon matthews , maddie , found - Current Score: 228 - Added: 8 months ago
| Shannon Matthews parents are happy that their daughter has been found safe....... But on the other hand they are sad they hadn't managed to raise the £300,000 they wanted for a nice new house, boat and holiday. | |
Joke by kermithebastard, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , found , fund - Current Score: 73 - Added: 8 months ago
| Now that Shannon Matthews has been found, Police have started issuing raffle tickets to find her dad | |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , found - Current Score: 35 - Added: 8 months ago
| I was cleaning out the attic the other day and you know what I found? A Stradivarius and a Rembrandt! Unfortunately, though, Stradivarius was a shit painter, and Rembrandt knew fuck-all about making violins. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Jokes with no home > Antiques - Tagged painting , violin , instrument , attic , found , antiques - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| After Shannon Matthews was found safe earlier today her mum is said to be happy but also upset at the rumours saying that her daughter is ugly. She said "I can't understand why anybody would say such horrible things about my beautiful little gargoyle!" | |
Joke by superhorse, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , ugly , mum , found - Current Score: 1 - Added: 8 months ago
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