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| I was in a pub quiz the other day and the question was, "Name the book where all the characters lived behind the wardrobe." Imagine their disgust when I said, "Anne Frank"! |    |
Joke by welshmadman, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged anne , frank , german , jew , nazi , lion , witch , wardrobe - Current Score: 138 - Added: 8 months ago
| I was reading Anne Frank's diary last night. It was okay, but I thought the ending was a bit rushed. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Anne Frank - Tagged anne , frank , diary - Current Score: 104 - Added: 1 week ago
| Frank was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Frank decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But, after signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him. The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the interview, Frank asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" And the gentleman answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice, you have no ears." Frank got very angry and threw him out. The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. He asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?" and she replied: "Well, you have no ears." Frank again was upset and tossed her out. The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome. And, he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Frank was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?" And to his surprise, the young man answered: "Yes. You wear contact lenses." Frank was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?" The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no fuckin' ears!" | |
Joke by PALROSS, in Illness and mortality > Accident - Tagged frank , ears , interview , glasses - Current Score: 25 - Added: 8 months ago
| What's the difference between Frank Bruno and Michael Barrymore? One's being battered around the ring and the other one's a boxer | |
Joke by gozfish, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Barrymore - Tagged frank , bruno , boxing , barrymore - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months ago
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