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| My girlfriend's got an oversize left breast, and because of the trouble it causes, she's been put on incapacity benefit. Which is all well and good, but she is milking it. |    |
Joke by Storyteller, in Sex and shit > Breasts - Tagged breast , milk , incapacity , benefits , fraud - Current Score: 27 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Dave, John and Paddy are working on some roadworks in the middle of the town centre. All of them are claiming benefits and working on the side. The foreman gives them their instructions and says "Remember, if the inspector from the benefit fraud office catches you to give him a false name". Paddy says "Yes boss, but what if we can't think of one fast enough?" The foreman replies "Look, it's fucking easy, just look around and use one of the names of the shops". An hour passes and the benefit fraud officer turns up "Right then you three, you are under suspicion of working whilst claiming benefits. give me your names!" Dave looks around and says " David Woolworths". John looks around and answers "John Tesco". The inspector then turns to Paddy "And you, what's your name?" Paddy says "Ken!" The inspector says "And your second name?" Paddy replies "Tucky fried chicken". | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , working , benefits , fraud , inspector , foreman , woolworths , tesco , kentucky , fried , chicken - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A police investigation has found that counterfeiters have doubled the number of £1 coins that they forge every year. Wouldn't it have been easier to just start making £2 coins? | |
Joke by bleary, in Jokes with no home > Money - Tagged fraud , police , pound - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 months ago
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