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| It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with Sue.He arrived at her house and rang the bell. "Oh,come on in!" Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in." Have a seat in the living room.Would you like something to drink?Lemonade?Tea?" " Tea,please", Fred said.Mam brought the tea.... " So,what are you and Sue planning to do tonight?" She asked. " Oh,probably catch a movie,and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the wimpey bar,maybe take a walk on the beach...." " Sue likes to screw,you know" Mam informed him. " Really?" Fred replied;eyebrows rose. " Oh yes," the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!" " Is that so?" asked Fred." Yes" said the mother." As a matter of fact,she'd screw all night if we let her!" " Well thanks for the tip!"Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening. A moment later,Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt,and wearing her hair tied in a bouncy ponytail.She greeted Fred. " Have fun,kids!"The mother said as they left. Half an hour later,a completely disheveled Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her. " The twist,mam!" She angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen. " The fucking dance is called the twist!" |    |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Sex and shit > Shag - Tagged dance , fred , sue , twist - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Fred West could have gotten away with it so easily... If only he'd thought to tell the police he got his topsoil in Lockerbie. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Fred And Rose West - Tagged fred , west - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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