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| Those bastards in the pub, they told me it would be okay to keep a turkey in the freezer for up to three months. I put one in last night, and when I checked this morning, it was fucking dead. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Pub - Tagged dead , night , three , freezer , turkey - Current Score: 159 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later, when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you're sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "do you know how fucking hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?" | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged parrot , viagra , freezer , sweating , sex , frozen chicken - Current Score: 10 - Added: 8 months ago
| When my gran dies she's gonna spend 100,000 quid on having her body frozen so she can be brought back to life in the future. Although I think we'll probably just pocket the 100,000 and bung her in the freezer. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Grandma - Tagged gran , cyronics , freezer , inheritance - Current Score: 1 - Added: 6 days ago
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