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Which is the odd one out - a black Pope, a brave Frenchman or God ?

God - you'll definitely see him one day

Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > All Racism - Tagged pope , black , french , god - Current Score: 242 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago

Going to war without the French is like... World War II

Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , world war ii - Current Score: 192 - Added: 2 weeks ago

Why did the French give the Americans the Statue of Liberty?

They didn't need it anymore.

Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , american , statue of liberty - Current Score: 104 - Added: 1 week ago

French rifle for sale.

Good condition. Never fired in anger. Dropped only once.

Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged cowards , french , guns , dropped - Current Score: 100 - Added: 8 months ago

I was on holiday in France, relaxing at the side of the pool, when a stray dog jumped in.
I thought, "how unhygienic...a French public swimming pool."

Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , pool , public , unhygenic - Current Score: 34 - Added: 2 days ago

France officially commended Zinedine Zidane for his head-butting antics during the previous World Cup.

Apparently, he was the first man in the last 100 years to fight in French uniform and win.

Joke by joetalin, in Celebrity and news events > Zinedine Zidane - Tagged zinedine zidane , french , france - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 day ago

Went to one of those war re-enactments the other day. We did the battle of Waterloo. We were given the French role so we fucked off home.

Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , waterloo , battle - Current Score: 22 - Added: 5 days ago

I see the French have done an arms deal with the Germans...

Here's how it works: The Germans invade and the French put their arms up.

Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , germans - Current Score: 14 - Added: 5 days ago

The French Tennis Open for this year has been cancelled due to a National crisis.

They have plenty of rackets...but no balls!

Joke by cooperman, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged gutless , french , tennis - Current Score: 13 - Added: 5 days ago

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it and one to hold a white flag just in case.

Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged light bulb , french , surrender - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 days ago

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