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My girlfriend said she wanted to make me happy in the bedroom.

So now the bedroom has Sky Sports, a fridge full of beer and she sleeps on the couch.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by blue--ink, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , sex , sky , sports , fridge , beer  - Current Score: 93 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago

What's funny about one night stands?

Leaving a note on the fridge telling them you have AIDS.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by phyrrus, in Illness and mortality > AIDS - Tagged aids , fridge , one night stand  - Current Score: 67 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago

What's the difference between a fridge and a 5 year old?

A fridge won't cry when you stick your meat in it.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged meat , fridge , cry , child , paedophile  - Current Score: 63 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

I have gone off women.

Serves me right for not keeping them in the fridge.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged women , rotting corspes , fridge , decomposition  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months ago

What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?

I've never disposed of a fridge on the waste ground down by the canal.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 8 ace, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged woman , fridge , canal , kill women , god told me to do it , at least i think thats what he said  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 days ago

What is white and full of cobwebs?

An Ethiopian's fridge.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by SickHibby, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopian , fridge , cobwebs  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 weeks ago

Why did God create blondes?

Because sheep can't fetch a beer from the fridge.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > Sheep - Tagged blonde , sheep , beer , fridge  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months ago

What's white and swings through the jungle?

A fridge!!

What's blue and swings through the jungle?

A fridge in a wrangler jacket!!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sick puppy, in Jokes with no home > Scatalogical - Tagged fridge , disguise  - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

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