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| A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you? |    |
Joke by andino, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog , wife , sexist , mans , best , friend - Current Score: 1014 - Added: 5 months ago
| I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits. | |
Joke by Philthy, in Jokes with no home > Suicidal - Tagged suicide , train , friend , murder - Current Score: 441 - Added: 10 months ago
| A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life." So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?" he asks. "You gave me the wrong key!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Bondage - Tagged chastity , belt , husband , wife , friend - Current Score: 73 - Added: 4 months ago
| Disability jokes are not funny. I've got a friend in a wheelchair who just can't stand it. | |
Joke by Nayim, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged disability , friend , wheelchair , stand , funny , jokes - Current Score: 61 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I was such an ugly baby...my mother never breastfed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. (Rodney Dangerfield) | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged rodney dangerfield , ugly , breastfed , friend , baby , mother - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months ago
| When I was a kid, I used to have an imaginary friend. I thought he went everywhere with me. I could talk to him and he could hear me, and he could grant me wishes and stuff too. But then I grew up, and stopped going to church. | |
Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > Church - Tagged church , god , friend , jimmy carr - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| My mate somehow got a vacuum cleaner hose stuck up his arse. When I phoned the hospital to see how he was doing, they told me he was picking up nicely. | |
Joke by appy2be, in Jokes with no home > vacume cleaner - Tagged vacuum cleaner , friend , hospital - Current Score: 1 - Added: 3 months ago
| What do spastics make in metalwork? Friends. | |
Joke by jonivegas, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged spastic , disabled , metalwork , friend - Current Score: 1 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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