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| Have you seen that advert on TV by the NSPCC? It's got that girl on who's scared to go home because her dad does things to her that she doesn't like. Kids today, eh? Disrespectful, arrogant, rude AND frigid. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged advert , girl , dad , sex , frigid - Current Score: 86 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
| I was having breakfast with my wife this morning when she said, "Do you ever think about having sex with a man?" I said, "No, do you?" | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged sex , wife , frigid - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months ago
| My girlfriend is so frigid. Every time she opens her mouth, a little light comes on. | |
Joke by hjw5774, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , frigid - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
| How can you tell if your girlfriends frigid? When you open her legs , the light goes on. | |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , frigid - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 month ago
| I tried necrophilia the other day. I didn't get anywhere though, she was too frigid. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged frigid , dead , necrophillia - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 months ago
| Paedophilia. Preventing frigid children since 1985. | |
Joke by shizzle biscuit, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophilia , children , frigid , prevent - Current Score: 2 - Added: 2 months ago
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