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A man takes his nine year old daughter to the doctor. After several hours in the waiting room, (NHS...) they're called in.
"Hello," the doctor says. "How can I help you?"
The man nods, "It's my daughter, I was wondering if you could put her on birth control."
"Birth control?" the doctor is incredulous. "She's too young to be sexually active!"
"Sexually active?" the father says, "She just lies there like her mother!"

Joke by co2, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , paedophilia , sex , daughter , chemist , birth control , condom , paedophile , josef , fritzl , austria - Current Score: 410 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

Austrian Women are like good wine....left to mature in a cellar.

Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged austrian , women , wine , cellar , fritzl - Current Score: 180 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago

Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late.
In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own".

Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged incest , cellar , austria , fritzl - Current Score: 155 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago

I'm sweating like an Austrian at a family reunion.

Joke by goingtohell, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged fritzl , family , incest , austria , austrian , sex - Current Score: 138 - Added: 2 months ago

I can't understand all this fuss about 'evil' Josef Fritzl. As I remember the last time an Austrian hid his young lover and seven children from the authorities the story was turned into the most successful and beloved film musical ever. People are so fickle.

Joke by Beavis, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged josef , fritzl , musical , film , incest , viz - Current Score: 135 - Added: 1 month ago

After their lifetime of sexual abuse, psychiatrists treating the Fritzl children have decided its best to bring in a Catholic Priest.

Not for spiritual guidance, but to avoid withdrawal symptoms.

Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged filthy clergy , fritzl - Current Score: 134 - Added: 2 months ago

I, for one, much prefer the Austrian version of Big Brother.

Joke by bluedishwasher, in Celebrity and news events > Big Brother - Tagged dungeon , fritzl , big brother - Current Score: 123 - Added: 1 month ago

The Austrian interbred Fritzl family have been moved to a safe place, where it is believed they will blend in seamlessly into the local society...

Moorside Road, Dewsbury Moor

Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged fritzl , dewsbury , interbred , karen matthews - Current Score: 118 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago

In my cellar, I've got Beer, a Dartboard and a Pool table

Trust the fucking Austrians to go one better.

Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Girl in Cellar - Tagged austria , cellar , austrian , fritzl - Current Score: 77 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago

When asked on teaching his kids about sex education, Joseph Fritzl said the best way to teach them was by keeping them in the dark for as long as possible.

Joke by teledildonics, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged fritzl , cellar - Current Score: 56 - Added: 1 month ago

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