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| Old Father O'Malley was strolling through the church grounds one sunny summer evening, when he came upon a little frog sitting by a tree. "My Lord," he said, picking it up: "You're the saddest, most forlorn-looking frog I've ever seen. I only wish you could speak, so that you might tell me your troubles." The frog replied, "Actually, I can. You see, I was once a choirboy in this very parish. One day I offended a passing Gypsy, and she put a curse on me that turned me into a talking frog." "Incredible!" said Father O'Malley. "Is there anything I might do to help you?" "Actually yes, there is. The Gypsy said that if I can find somebody to take me home and let me sleep in their bed, the curse will be lifted and I'll be back to normal." "Well," said Father O'Malley, "the good Lord teaches us to be charitable. I think I can manage that." So Father O'Malley picked up the little frog and put it in his pocket. That night he placed it gently on the pillow beside him and drifted off into a long, dreamy sleep. When he awoke the next morning, the frog had turned back into a choirboy, just as it had said it would. And that, Your Honour, is the case for the defence... |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged priest , paedo , religion , nonce , sex , frogs , faggot , homo , queer , bummer , yeahimtalkingtoyouasshole - Current Score: 584 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Where can you find 64,000,000 French jokes? France | |
Joke by sgs, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , france , frogs - Current Score: 151 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago
| Come on now, give the French a break. After all, they did win the French Revolutionary War ... but, then again, they were fighting the French. | |
Joke by lovelace, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged frogs , snails , war - Current Score: 39 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| Apparently over half of Europe's amphibians face extinction by 2050. Is someone finally going to nuke France, then? | |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , frogs , europe - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| What do toads wank off to? Frogs' porn. | |
Joke by mrjohn, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged frogs , toads , wanking , amphibians - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 months ago
| It is common these days to compare people to what they eat based on where they're from. Therefore; the French are frogs, the English are roast beef, and the Americans are fat. | |
Joke by lovelace, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged eat , food , american , french , english , fat , frogs - Current Score: 6 - Added: 6 months ago
| What do you call a lillypad with a white flag on top? The French embasy | |
Joke by DickWank, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged frogs , cheese eating surrender monkeys , white flag - Current Score: 6 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I spent the day shooting frogs with a pellet gun yesterday. It was fun but the police got involved. I got done for asault; for shooting them, and racism; for calling them frogs. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , frogs , racism , shoot , shooting - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 month ago
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