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| A half Jewish, half black Kid asks his Mom "Mom, am I mostly Jewish or mostly black?" "That's a dumb question" she replies "Go bother your Dad, already" Off he goes - "Dad, would you say I'm mostly Jewish or mostly black?" "You're just you, son, why are you asking dumb-ass questions like that?" "Well, my friend's selling his bike for 50 bucks and I don't know whether to Jew him down to 25 or just wait until dark and steal the fucker" |    |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged jewish , black , mom , dad , son , bike , dark steal , fucker - Current Score: 234 - Added: 1 year ago
| Little Tommy on a farm runs indoors "Mummy! Mummy! The bull's fucking the cow!" His mum says "No Tommy, you must be polite and say 'the bull is surprising the cow'". Later on Tommy runs in again. "Mummy! Mummy! The bull's surprising all the cows!" His mum says "No Tommy, the bull can't be surprising all the cows". Tommy replies "Oh yes he can; He's fucking the horse!" | |
Joke by Aye-same, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged gay , fucker - Current Score: 154 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What do you call a man with his dick in a chip pan? A fat fucker | |
Joke by lovelace, in Jokes with no home > What - Tagged dick , fat , fucker - Current Score: 50 - Added: 8 months ago
| A Teacher Asks Little Johnny What He Did Over The Weekend "My Cat Died" Exclaimed Johnny "I Knew He Was Dead Cos I Pissed In His Ear" , The Teacher Says "You Did What!?", And Johnny Says "I Leant Over And Went 'Psst', And The Little Fucker Didn't Move!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged teacher , cat , died , litle johnny , ear , pissed , fucker - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A farmer has three daughters. They all want to go out with their beaus on Saturday night but the farmer insists that he meets the suiters first. The first one arrives and knocks on the door and says, "Hallo, my name's Joe, I've come to take Flo to the show, can she go?" The farmer thinks he looks a likeable lad and insists Joe has her home by midnight. The next knock of the door brings, "Hi, my name is Hans, I come to take Nance to the dance any chance?" The farmer thinks he's a smart lad so lets her go insisting Hans has her home by midnight. At the next knock of the door the young man says, "Hello, my name's Tucker" The farmer says "Piss off". | |
Joke by kakadoobs, in Sex and shit > daughters - Tagged farmer , fucker , daughters - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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