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| How come a securicor cash delivery van carrying maybe £70,000 is armoured with plated steel and the driver wears a stab proof vest and a protective helmet, when a fuel tanker driver carrying petrol worth £200,000 has nothing to defend himself with apart from a rolled up porno mag. |    |
Joke by stig2112, in Celebrity and news events > Petrol Prices - Tagged fuel , driver , porno , top gear - Current Score: 152 - Added: 4 months ago
| Due to rising petrol prices, Volkswagen have released a hydrogen vehicle, the VW Hindenburg. The market is expecting a boom. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Petrol - Tagged hydrogen , hybrid , alternative , fuel , petrol , petrol prices , oil , cars , car , moob - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 months ago
| My gran was moaning about the cost of fuel and how she hasn't got two pennies to rub together. Silly old cunt, everyone knows it's sticks you rub together to make a fire. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Jokes with no home > Grandma - Tagged rub , gran , cunt , fuel , fire - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| I don't have a problem with rising petrol prices. I only ever put a tenner's worth in anyway. | |
Joke by mickle, in Celebrity and news events > Petrol Prices - Tagged tenner , fuel , rising cost , viz - Current Score: 7 - Added: 4 months ago
| One hundred and fifty years ago, England was fueled primarily from burning Catholics. It's a naturally renewable resource. | |
Joke by David, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged renuable , energy , catholic , 150 , fuel , burning - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 week ago
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