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| My girlfriend pulled up a chair earlier and said, "we need to talk about our future." I said, "yeah, it's gonna be fucking mental - we'll have flying cars, shiny silver suits, holidays on the moon!" I'm now single. |    |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , future - Current Score: 406 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| Why are there no Muslims in Star Trek? It's set in the ideal future. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged star trek , muslim , future - Current Score: 250 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Went to the doctors the other day. I said, "doctor ,you've got to help me - I keep having visions of the future." He replied, "when did these start?" I said, "next Thursday!" | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged doctor , visions , future - Current Score: 97 - Added: 3 months ago
| Have you ever noticed that there's no black people in the Jetsons cartoon? Doesn't the future look great!!! | |
Joke by Totally_slaughtered, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged blacks , racist , future , niggers - Current Score: 38 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| There has been a lot of criticism of the Labour Government's policy to send British Troops to Iraq. However, Gordon Brown has assured them that, many years from now, the British troops will reflect back to their time in Iraq and be proud of what they have done. I say that's bollocks. Many years from now, the British troops are probably going to look back on their time in Iraq and wonder why they are still there. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Celebrity and news events > Iraq - Tagged iraq , war , future , british army , gordon brown , left wing - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 months, 21 days ago
| A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. | |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > Marriage - Tagged marriage , woman , man , future , wife - Current Score: 12 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago
| I'm a periphiral visionary. I can see into the future but only from the sides | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Illness and mortality > Blindness - Tagged periphiral , vision , future - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 week ago
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